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[chiroptophobic]

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[chiroptophobic]

What does he want for Christmas?

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[runningstart]

oh man well

hed probably ask for practical stuff like motorcycle upkeep tools and computer hardware and crap

but i think hed like 2 go 2 the circus w you

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[chiroptophobic]

[ You are a terrible person. ]

Really? You don't think that's a little... I don't know, childish?

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[runningstart]

it would mean a lot to him

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[chiroptophobic]

Then I'll find the right moment. Thank you.
Er. Is there anything your team needs?

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[runningstart]

chips

like a truckload of potato chips

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[chiroptophobic]

I see. Well, I can't promise anything.

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[runningstart]

ok HALF a truckload

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[chiroptophobic]

Where would you keep half a truckload of potato chips?

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[runningstart]

in my BELLY i need fuel

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[chiroptophobic]

Fuel, of course. Well don't hold your breath. I might be the kind of Bruce Wayne that gifts you half a truck load of floss instead.

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thats cruel and unusual punishment and i now understand how u get all those hardened gotham criminals to talk

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[chiroptophobic]

The important thing to remember is all those hardened Gotham criminals really want to talk. If they don't tell me everything, who will acknowledge how wickedly clever they are.
Appeal to their vanity. Works 99% of the time.
Or just hit them.

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[runningstart]

hmmm

HIT them you say.........

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[chiroptophobic]

Works a treat.

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[runningstart]

fyi superman said u 2 r my mom and dad

jsyk

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[chiroptophobic]

Which one does that make me?

[ Priorities. ]

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[runningstart]

well i called superman mom so i guess u get 2 b dad

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[chiroptophobic]

YES. Haha perfect.